- mom: who are you laughing with?
- me: my laptop
my mind is telling me no
but my budget
my budget is also telling me no
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things that should be allowed to be used in essays:
- i shit you not
- you feel me
- no but get this
- i’m just sayin
- let me explain you a thing
- and yeah
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My favourite part of my home is the picture of Natalie Tran that we have in our freezer door.
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why doesn’t someone invent a clear toaster so you can see how toasted your toast is while it’s toasting
I swear, if tumblr wasn’t full of lazy people, then the world would be a better place
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IF YOU PUT “VIOLENTLY” IN FRONT OF ANYTHING TO DESCRIBE YOUR ACTION IT BECOMES 4000x FUNNIER
VIOLENTLY FARTS
VIOLENTLY ORGANIZES HER PORTFOLIO
VIOLENTLY BABYSITS CHILDREN
VIOLENTLY TWERKS
VIOLENTLY BREATHES
VIOLENTLY STUDIES
VIOLENTLY MURDERS SEVEN CHILDREN
VIOLENTLY WORRIES ABOUT THE PREVIOUS COMMENT
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